December 2011
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“Why are you smiling at your phone”
Leave a letter in my ask and I'll tell you.
A: Age.
B: Where I'm from.
C: Where I would like to live.
D: Favorite food.
E: Religion.
F: Sexual orientation.
G: Single/Taken.
H: Favorite book.
I: Eyes color.
J: Favorite movie.
K: Favorite TV show.
L: Favorite band/singer.
M: My best friend's name.
N: Favorite day of the year.
O: Favorite color.
P: If I have any pets and name.
Q: What I'm listening to right now.
R: Last movie I've watched.
S: What's my ringtone.
T: Favorite male character from a TV show.
U: Favorite female character from a TV show.
V: What does my name mean.
W: Favorite superhero.
X: Celebrity crush.
Y: My birthday.
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You won't like it when I'm angry
My brother as telling my cousins to stop it, or I’ll get mad. “Oh, you never seen him mad.” lol. My brother knows, you better stop whatever you’re doing when I get mad. And if I get pissed, run. Mostly cause I’m the type that never gets angry, but when I do （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
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Smells like iTunes
Bella: What does iTunes smell like?
Bella's mom: Plastic?
Me: Apples
I know what your present is
Bella: I know what your present is.
Me: I know what it is too.
Bella: It's a gift card, I bet you don't know which one.
Me: *sniffs* Smells like iTunes.
Bella: HOW DID YOU DO THAT!
“Bella poked my belly and then I farted”
– Matthew
X-mas Unicorn
Matthew: That's a unicorn on the lawn.
Me: You mean a reindeer?
Matthew: Yeah, that.
Fucker cuts me off
Me: LEARN TO SIGNAL FUCKER!!!!
Mom: They can't hear you.
Me: I know, but they can feel my wraith.
